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- TOP TEN WAYS JUDGE ITO WILL UNWIND
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- 10. Going to 7-11's, threatening to turn off the surveillance cameras
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- 9. Becoming the first American to watch "Central Park West"
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- 8. Going to strip clubs getting lapdanced until he "reaches a verdict," if
- you know what I mean
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- 7. Getting that long-promised backrub from juror number 8
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- 6. Wandering through other courtrooms randomly dismissing jurors
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- 5. Release a workout video: "How to lose weight while sitting on your ass"
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- 4. Hit the beach with a beard-ful of sun-in
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- 3. Nintendo with the Menendez brothers
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- 2. Finishing up his book, "How to satisfy a woman attorney every time"
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- 1. Getting wasted with the Culkin kids
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- Letterman, Tuesday, October 3, 1995
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